Friday, June 15, 2012

I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF! I WANTED A BABY SO BADLY!!!!



Friday, June 8, 2012

MY TRIP TO THE MIDEAST!

WE COULDN"T FIND A DESENT PORK HOT DOG OVER THERE! THANK GOD WE BOUGHT OUR OWN BUT WE FORGOT TO REFRIGERATE THEM!

Thursday, June 7, 2012

ME IN THE MIDEAST!

THE LITTLE BROWNIE TRIED TO SPIT ON ME WHEN I PAID HIM A NICKEL TO SHINE MY COWBOY BOOTS!!!

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

MY TRIP TO THE MIDEAST!

I WENT TO AN NRA STYLE PICNIC IN THE BURKA THE US EMBASSY GAVE ME. FOR SOME REASON, SOMEONE KEPT TRYING TO SET FIRE TO ME!!!

Tuesday, June 5, 2012