-FROM THE HIP OF CONNIE FLAGTWAT-
Dear “Christian” Sience Monitor,
Please cancel my subscription. I refuse to read anything
with the word “sience” in it. It’s too close to the word “seance” if you follow
my meaning. And besides, I don’t remember signing up for it, although I do love
ordering things when I’m on my Ambien though…
Yours in Christ,
Constance “Connie” Flagtwat
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