Monday, May 14, 2012

WHOOPEE PIE!!!

Whoever said "nothing taste good as being thin feels" has probebly never eaten a whoopee pie!


Sunday, May 13, 2012

Friday, May 4, 2012

Connie 2012



The guy who hacks abortion provider's websites for my Megachurch did this for me. Im so glad I can pay him in Sudafed!

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Howdy Blue Staters/Sinners!


My name is Constance “Connie” Flagtwat, Diabetic American and Red-State Ambassador from Enid, Oklahoma to the east coast. Figures that just when I finally got my dinette set and projection screen tv paid off from the Rent-A-Center I bought back in 1981 that I’ve benn called to New York City, but when the Lord calls you have to answer the phone.

It hasn’t been easy living in New York. I’m not used to having to walk anywhere and there seems to be a shortage of escalators and parking spaces for my truck. The bus company lost most of my luggage, but thankfully I still have my bag of medication and the head of Jesus that I carry with me at all times.

My goal here is to build a bridge of understanding so we can unite America because that’s the only way we can destroy God’s enemies.

Yours in Christ,

Connie Flagtwat

My first video shot in NYC!







I sure wish I had a husband who could take me to work!